NANANANANA WORKMAAAANNN !!!!
Boy Worker : "Holy Maintenance, Workman!! The Evil Manager is going to give us Warning Letters!!"
Workman : "Quick, Boy Worker!! Use the Boss-Repellent-Device!!"
"WHY SO SERIOUS ??"
"Well, because he thought it was a good sport. Because some boss aren't looking for anything logical, like progress report. They can't be satisfied, distracted, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some boss just want to see the cubicle burn..."
~Alfred, The Office Boy~
"You either die an engineer, or live long enough to see yourself become the manager"
~Harvey Dent, Chief Technical Manager~
Gordon Junior : "Why he's joining, Dad?"
Supervisor Gordon : "Because we have to recruit him"
Gordon Junior : "He didn't qualify"
Supervisor Gordon : "Because he's the hero the company deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hire him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent net-surfer. A watchful procrastinator. A Work Knight..."
TO BE CONTINUED TO : THE WORK KNIGHT (salary) RAISE