It can be one of the following:
- Shut The Flintstone Up
- Shut The Fitzgerald Up
- Shut The Faggot Up
- Shut The Fernando Up
- Shut The Fantastic Up
- Shut The Freddymercury Up
- Shut The Fatality Up
- Shut The Featherweight Up
- Shut The Freemason Up
- Shut The Finland Up
- Shut The Formaldehyde Up
- Shut The Fornicate Up (hey this is actually quite it....)
- etc
"Shut The Fornicate Up, NOOB !!!"So, what the fornicate is this article about? Well, basically I just wanna say STFU NOOB for all the COMPLAINERS out there. Yeah this is a big "F you" for all of your n00b complaints, you unworthy n00b in life. This piece of article is actually a complaint about complaints.
I'm not saying that complaint is bad. There are positive complaint and negative complaint. If you buy a cappuccino at Starbucks and it tastes bad, you may complain about it. If you can't take your Ducati to the maximum speed because the roads are bumpy, you may complain about it and hopefully they'll fix them. If the Wolfman movie sucks, you complain about it and perhaps Benicio Del Toro will stop playing in shitty movies. So basically positive complaints are reasonable complaints that are meant to make something better.
The negative complaint is, well, negative. It is the complaint about some misfortune that happened because of their own choice. It's like playing a video game on impossible difficulty and cursing about how hard it is. It is the ridiculous complaint that should never be spoken out. It is the unnecessary complaint in which the solution is actually there to be done by themselves. Hell, this article is might be a negative complain about complainers....
The chart below indicates the proportion of positive versus negative complaints around us...
The blue part is actually there if you look closer...
I'm not saying that complaint is bad. There are positive complaint and negative complaint. If you buy a cappuccino at Starbucks and it tastes bad, you may complain about it. If you can't take your Ducati to the maximum speed because the roads are bumpy, you may complain about it and hopefully they'll fix them. If the Wolfman movie sucks, you complain about it and perhaps Benicio Del Toro will stop playing in shitty movies. So basically positive complaints are reasonable complaints that are meant to make something better.
The negative complaint is, well, negative. It is the complaint about some misfortune that happened because of their own choice. It's like playing a video game on impossible difficulty and cursing about how hard it is. It is the ridiculous complaint that should never be spoken out. It is the unnecessary complaint in which the solution is actually there to be done by themselves. Hell, this article is might be a negative complain about complainers....
The chart below indicates the proportion of positive versus negative complaints around us...
The blue part is actually there if you look closer...
I also heard a news about someone who complain about how expensive the hospital is so they couldn't take their newborn child to the hospital. While I am also a sympathetic person, I have two arguments : 1) From the era of man-fighting-mammoths, there are no hospital yet. But mankind strive to live, and we are still here now is a proof that the absence of hospital doesn't cause human to extinct. So "hospital" is not a must for a baby to avoid death, 2) They already know that the hospital gonna cost much, and yet THEY STILL HAVING BABIES. OMG this is why we are so overpopulated. I'm not saying that the poor shouldn't have children, they may, but don't complain about how high the education fees are or how pricey the babies milk are. They should have considered those risks before popping out those soon-to-inherit-the-earth....
"If you can't feed, don't breed, NOOB !!!"I have an example of how the absence of complaint could make a nation stronger. Did the Japs complain when they got hit by the A-bomb? Of course not, cause dead people can't complain...
"because dead man tell no tale..."No seriously, there were a few complaints here and there back then. But eventually they just went over it, and grow to be one of the giant in automotive, electronics industry, and other things....
other things...Complaints? Well, we just never heard any of it again now, not like the Jews still complaining about the holocaust or the Palestines complaining about the military aggressions. Hell, their opponent haven't used the atomic bombs yet...
There are still many many examples of negative complaints around us. Some complain about how suck their job is, the job which they CHOSE themselves, and when they can still resign if they don't like it. There are others who complain about how hard living in Jakarta, yet why the fornicate do they come here in the first place? Some even complain about how high the traffic fines are and how evil the cops (who caught them) are, which they could avoid it by NOT DOING ANY TRAFFIC VIOLATION.
"Yes, I saw the red light officer, I just didn't see you..."So are you thinking what I'm thinking, you know what we need here in Indonesia ?
Definitely...
